Why learning French is better than sex!

1.       You don’t have to hide your French language magazines from your partner.

2.       You won’t go blind if you learn French by yourself.

3.       You can learn French in front of the children.

4.       You won’t catch a disease learning French.

5.       It’s quite acceptable to pay someone to teach you how to do it.

6.       You can learn French for hours on end.

7.       Once you’ve learnt, you can try it out with everyone you meet.

8.       It’s OK to do it online.

9.       No-one is going to post embarrassing videos of you learning French on Youtube.

10.   People don’t think you’re a pervert if you learn French in a group.